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Friday, June 27, 2003
I had a grand picture of what this summer was going to be like in my head. I was going to have a job that wasnt all bad, a licence and a car, an ipod, and I wouldnt rot at home.
I was really excited about getting away from San Luis Obispo, which had been a source of pain for the period leading up too break. While my problems in SLO were emotionaly related I came home to a very real economic crisis. One which leaves my dad in his constant bad mood. the problem doesnt go away.
There were a few people that I got close to over AIM from back home and was really pumped thinking that wed be hanging out and buliding new friendships. One girl told me as soon as I got home she was going to give me a biiig hug. Its been 2 weeks and we havent gotten close to making plans.
This is the first summer in eight years in which I am not doing a show. EIGHT! I dont I know how to fill the time.
No TADW. No YAC. Not even a musical review. Even the band that I was expecting to join is dormant.
I went to a psycologist for the first time ever. Now I have drugs.
logged by Unknown at 2:50 AM
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
Just a quick and simple post here. I saw an episode of Last Comic Standing today, and the show is very well crafted. Its a reality tv show that I enjoyed watching.
the premise is
A bunch of stand up comics live in a house. typical day time missions, and then they get all survivor on yah and have to vote someone outta the house. They do it by saying " I think im funnier than _____." Then the ousted person gets challenge a person who voted for him to a competition. Each person gets to do a short set for a live audience, and the person who was funnier gets to stay in the house.
Its a good show. watch it.
logged by Unknown at 4:02 AM
Monday, June 23, 2003
Sometimes i wish i could blog from anywhere. cause today was amusing.
My parents are weird. My dads heart rate quadruples everytime money is invloved in anything. Its sad to see, because he takes out his anxiety on me. Its hard to believe a 20 year old could succesfull get grounded.
oh and then there was the time that my parents were watching the news and my dad says discustedly "Hes wearing a pink tie" to which my mom responds "oOOoo rainbow news".
Ive bitched at my mom a few times for saying stuff like that, but my dad is another story. he really pisses me off when he says shit like that.
Tonight i got a proposition for sex. It was slick. shes on Yahoo aim and of course our profiles have pictures and stuff. And shes like, hi im in slo and im horny. and I said hi, im in los angeles. and she was all darn, i was hoping we could meet for coffee. And i was all EMMEEELIOOOO!
logged by Unknown at 12:46 AM
Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Im home and stuff stuff. Saw finding nemo, it was good. Got new Less than Jake and Weird Al albums, both are pretty good, but not their bests. Applied to work at Borders today and ran into friends Jessica and Falechia from TADW. They were looking really, really good and both happened to be doing the same thing i was. If I wasnt with my mom it wouldve been nice to catch up with them. Id love to work with them at borders, it would be friggen awsome. too bad the consumer whores fresh outta HS already seem to have the jobs.
logged by Unknown at 12:49 AM
Thursday, June 12, 2003
So yeah Yellowcard just released their first single off of their new album due out July 22nd. The song is called "way away" and its pretty good. I cant wait for the album, Oceam Avenue.
logged by Unknown at 11:03 PM
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
So my roomate went in the bathroom today at 7:10 pm. I didnt think much of it at the time, I had somewhere to be at 8pm and its no biggie. A shower doesnt last that long right? Wrong. I take the longest showers in the world, especialy when I shave. which by the way I had planned on doing. Tonight is the last Ballroom Wednesday dance of the quarter and I wanted to look spiffy.
After five minutes though I began to wonder,
what is he doing in there?
"Shit!" I exclaimed!
it was out of a feeling of extreme excriment that I realised my shower would be cutting it really close to go time. I knew he had at least a few more minutes of private time, and then the bathroom would need a ten minute grace period.
five more minutes passed.
I tried studying to get my mind off of it, but the clock moved slowly. The scent of freshly rolled fecies compunds and becomes harder to exorcize from the room every second hes in there.
after 20 minutes I hear *flush*
The kids he dropped off at the pool went down the water slide and out of sight, but the car exaust creeped into every oraphis of the room. So he went for the deodorizer.
Some people would thank him for doing so. but if you smelled this stuff youd die of shock. Its like mace for large crowds, only he uses it in the bathroom and it makes it smell worse than ever. The stuff is actualy Tobacco deodorizer and it smells up the whole appartment, both stories, for at least ten minutes.
Now that I am done writing I think the scent is subsided a little. I shall now go bare the wicked air of the bathroom and be late for ballroom meeting.
CalPolyBatBoy: oh no
CalPolyBatBoy: he used the air freshener!!
CalPolyBatBoy: that thing stinks worse than all hell
CalPolyBatBoy: its "tobacco deoderizer" 0_o
logged by Unknown at 7:55 PM
Tuesday, June 10, 2003
logged by Unknown at 4:26 PM
Welcome to America Online's Live Help Area. A Customer Care Consultant will be with you shortly.
AOLTechERW has joined this session!
Hello, Bat Boy. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Erwin.
CalPolyBatBoy stated the question or problem as: I would like to know how I check who has warned me recently. .
Are you contacting us about the computer you are using? You said: yes.
CalPolyBatBoy: the answer on that second question should say no
AOLTechERW: Oh okay ..
AOLTechERW: Based on the information you provided, I was not able to determine exactly what type of assistance you need. If you could restate your question or provide more information, I'll be more than happy to assist you.
CalPolyBatBoy: im worried, because in the last few days my warning level has risen
CalPolyBatBoy: I dont know who is doing it, but someone is warning me
AOLTechERW: May I know if you are referring to AIM ?
CalPolyBatBoy: Id like to check who has been warning me
CalPolyBatBoy: I am on AOL.
CalPolyBatBoy: but yes
AOLTechERW: Could you please tell me exactly how did you notice the warning ?
CalPolyBatBoy: my friend noticed it on her AIM
AOLTechERW: Oh okay , thanks for the information :-)
AOLTechERW: Warnings are not permanent however; their effects decrease over time
CalPolyBatBoy: I know
AOLTechERW: If you have been warned off the service, you can return after a cooling off period. You can see someone's warning level if you request information about that person by clicking the Info button in your Buddy List window.
CalPolyBatBoy: I know that too
CalPolyBatBoy: im aware what it does
AOLTechERW: I apologize but its not possible to trace on who warned you for this matter ..
CalPolyBatBoy: thank you
AOLTechERW: Currently AOL do not have the ability to support the feature that you are looking for .
AOLTechERW: However this type of feature is now in our Research and Development Department for possible Software Enhancement in the near future
CalPolyBatBoy: thats good to hear
CalPolyBatBoy: could you put in a good word for expanding the buddy info in AOL, to include ALL of a persons away message and not just the first line?
AOLTechERW: Yes those features will be added on the next verisons of AOL and ..
AOLTechERW: I will personally file a report and escalate your concern to the appropriate department. I assure you that they will look on this matter and it will be addressed. Furthermore, I will make follow ups on this report for you.
CalPolyBatBoy: wow, thats awsome Erwin
AOLTechERW: Yes Bat Boy:-)
AOLTechERW: Is there anything else that I can assist you with at this time?
CalPolyBatBoy: you know calculus?
CalPolyBatBoy: thanks for helping
AOLTechERW: You're most welcome! You may be receiving a survey by e-mail, which will allow you to rate your satisfaction with AOL and with the service that I have given you. I would appreciate it if you would
take a moment to let us know what you think.
AOLTechERW: You can try KEYWORD :HOMEWORK
AOLTechERW: Have a good day. :-)
CalPolyBatBoy: you too.
logged by Unknown at 2:42 AM
programing roxors. except when it dont make sense to the programer.
When fixing your program means erasing a line, and retyping the exact same thing back on it I know theres some funky shit going down inside this computer of mine. but i love my cow. which reminds me, I need to clean some hard drive space off this hunka puter.
logged by Unknown at 1:51 AM
Monday, June 09, 2003
My roomate came home pretty much when i finished that post.
Dinner winner pictured below. Note the glass, I thought it might make it taste better if it wasnt in a styrofoam cup...
logged by Unknown at 1:04 AM
Today I ate a single toasters strudel. It was the last one in the box. I always eat two at a time, but earlier in the week when i was sick and could only stomach one. that would be what one could constitue as breakfast. lunch was kettle popcorn, this particular batch of microwaveable pouches was expertly put together by broken machine down at the factory. the botom half of the bag was saturated in sweetflavoring, the top was tasteless and bland. The only thing the two sides had in common is that they were burnt. lets continue, on to the liquid intake of the day. I drank a mountain dew left over from Wildflower. I hate mountain dew. It wasnt cold either.
now at midnight im faced with a tough decision. What to do for dinner.
choices are of a rare breed tonight. I could walk to taco bell alone, perhaps i could sit with the homeless man, or talk to the mentaly disabled staffer cleaning the trash. i could devour some always delishous cup of noodles that for some reason i have never been able to make to satisfaction. and finaly i have a sausage that lyle gave me. I have no idea how to cook a sausage.
my roomate isnt home yet. i could use this to my advantage and finish a song for once.
logged by Unknown at 12:09 AM
Sunday, June 08, 2003
This is one really bored stone.
logged by Unknown at 4:16 PM
Friday, June 06, 2003
Ive never signed the back of my credit card. noone seems to care.
logged by Unknown at 7:47 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2003
The quote of the day comes from the always wise Chris Smith AKA Nicoles Chris.
"I wouldnt date Marcella because she sounds like something you eat. I dont eat Nicole Bowers."
logged by Unknown at 11:48 AM
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
I feel like shit
no its not cause im emo over something
i feel sick
last night while actualy doing homework i got a sore throat. I sense the irony and its disgusting.
then i got a headache and just general fatigue set in.
I was walking around at a whoping 1/2 mile per hour today. Draggin my feet and thinking of nothingness.
Gave a presentation in English, probably got a bad grade for low energy and stumbling over all my words.
maybe i just need some sleep right now. a nap sounds great.
logged by Unknown at 1:51 PM
Monday, June 02, 2003
Straight from inside the actors studio (by way of Louis' LJ)....
01. What is your favorite word?
02. What is your least favorite word?
Everyone has their own level of usage for this word. Generaly i use it to describe things I like, except humans. I wont say I love someone unless i mean it with great sincerity. Somehow people dont catch that though, I wish i could say something else.
03. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually, or emotionally]?
obscure beauty. and harmonious things
04. What turns you off?
self rightous people who dont know better. (I am guilty here)
05. What sound or noise do you love?
06. What sound or noise do you hate?
one cylinder scooters that are loud as hell, and go a whopping 5 mph. They take 5 minutes to get in and out of sound range if you stand in oe place, or in my case, sit at your computer.
07. What is your favorite curse word?
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
09. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything that has no performance aspect.
10. Finally, If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"thatll do pig"
logged by Unknown at 12:49 AM